Satellite

In five years’ time Asif intends to put a small low earth orbiting satellite into orbit. The satellite, entitled KILLSAT,  will remain in stationary geosynchronous orbit over Pongyang, North Korea’s capital city. He plans to install an iPod onboard and play Metallica’s first (and arguably best) album, Kill ‘Em All, on a continuous loop.

I feel it is my duty as a citizen of the free world to bring the metal that is pure and true to the beleaguered peoples of the DPRK.